Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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