The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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