Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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