Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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