I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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