I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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