so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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