question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just want nice things and good sex
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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