At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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