I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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