Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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