So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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