I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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