How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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