What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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