And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I CAN MOONWALK!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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