doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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