I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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