Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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