I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You may now shotgun with the bride
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
