The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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