We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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