i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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