ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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