I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
why is half of my head shaved?
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