My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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