nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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