Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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