I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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