my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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