Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i drank out of a bidet.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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