I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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