it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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