I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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