The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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