Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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