this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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