is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
whose parrot is this?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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