question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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