It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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