What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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