This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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