So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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