at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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