I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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