What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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