Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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