Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
