So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do herpes really smell.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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