why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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