carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
