I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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