found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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