did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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