I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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