Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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