you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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