The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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